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Barry Finger's avatar

I have no quarrel with the main thesis. But “Jews will not replace us” speaks to something entirely different and darker: that Jews are covertly plotting to replace White Americans, not with themselves, but with 3rd world immigrants beholden to Democrats. And that the Democrats are tools of the Jews to undermine the social structure of the nation and squeeze Whites.

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Daisy Moses Chief Crackpot's avatar

yup, keerecht meanin' of the chant. Kalergi Plan (oy). Zee problem is that some jooish NGO's like Hias (or HighAss as I call it!) shamefully bring in the MyGrunts an' heavily fund the welcome wagons for illegals. Awful! (The ADL--also awful) So there IS an element of trooth to the chant but it's purdy twisted... the CLUELESS do-gooderz in Hias & similar NGOs an' lefty NIMBY voters wailin' 'bout the poor illegals bein' carted off (...er even given that the opticals ARE purdy ugly..) are all well meanin' an' in-duck-trinated with the canard 'bout "refugees" bein' just like our ancestors were at least 100 years ago. I.e. it's a foul stew of Tikkun Olam "globalized" in a way never intented mished in with suicidal empathy (ta quote Gad Saad) an' ya end up with a bunch of admittedly jooish well-meanin' idiots who ARE cryin' ta bring in all the "poor brown people" some'a whom would like ta part their jooish heads from their chewish necks! THIS is what we've come ta... An' yes, this is not the majority of jews but it's not a negligible element of "us" either... Please sumbuddy go give 'em wake up drops! They're still sleepin' an' we're in round three gettin' pummeled!

Apart from that... yes, it's all absurd.

I tried ta fight a hater once--a guy with many thousands of stack subbers so I thought it worth a shot--'bout WHY zo many joos are in / founded hollywood -- as in "we like to tell stories an' we're good at it!" as in "we are literate an' old hollywood is all about books & moosical an' adaptations of these--oh an' as in we tend ta be "mooiscal too" (nu, Max Steiner, Elmer Bernstein...all the composers of the finest scores didn't drop from an Xmas tree) etc etc--in fact when I grew up in ancient times (haha the 70's) piano or violin was mandatory--even for future geetar players! Also we embelish, we gesture!, we are many of us natch'ral actors (I'm in the biz so I know from this...)... yet all my argue-mints fell on deaf ears an' I was told that joos are ONLY over-represented in Hollywood (a biz they founded of course...) b/c I was told we are in a "cabal" that conspires to leave out "the goyim." YOU CANNOT TALK SENSE to these people. Meshuganah. I really don't know...

random thoughts from a left-handed non-laotian tap dancin' (hey it's ballet-adjacent!) act-truss that couldn't even properly unstop a floodin' terlet let alone "do" plumbin'! (i can re-wire a lamp tho!)

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Daisy Moses Chief Crackpot's avatar

ps the Muslims are the ones who excel at replacin' anybuddy they so choose ta replace--they are more fertile than the Nile an' in fact I've read literal proclamations from Imams that they're gonna replace ALL the infidels by "numbers" (meanin' replicatin' like yeast 'til they "rise" up)

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Dana Ramos's avatar

They blame that on the Jews, too. *Everything* is always the fault and evil doings of Jews.

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Daisy Moses Chief Crackpot's avatar

fer sure! even stuff that doesn't eggsist they blame on us! they misuse "Greater Israel" an' tell the whirled that we wanna take it over, yes the Universe! They tell us WE are set out'ta destroy every nayshun an' become "Kings." Oy... the only ones I see takin' over with Mosques-R-Us an' Sleeper Cells are Muslims-- an' don't git me started on the "Space Lasers!" (most've us don't even know what space lasers are an' we're supposedly destroyin' "their world" with 'em?) cwazy!

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MR's avatar

The points you made about HIAS, the ADL and the notion that the migrants coming in our “just like our ancestors” are really important. And the people who don’t know Jews in real life think we’re all supporters of HIAS, the ADl, Chuck Schumer, Jerry Nadler, Jamie Raskin, and Adam Schiff.

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Daisy Moses Chief Crackpot's avatar

yep, 100%, de-luded young'uns, they have no idear these are not hard-workin' immigrants liked our ancestors, ready ta literally kiss the soil in the US, havin' come here with gornischt (in our case a samovar, a tallis, an' one piano shawl lol--yes there were shawls fer pianas in Vilna!)--an' work the skin off their bones to make ends meet, grateful for everythin' but handed nothin' ('cept a LES devoid of Cossacks!) These violent mostly zingle men who couldn't give a shart 'bout the US are nuttin' like anything we've ever seen...ungrateful an' gettin' hand outs! The poor commie-edu-muck-cated (liberal ahrts degrees never stunk so much!) are screwin' it for all've us an' of COURSE they say "we all" want this. Like a hole in the head we want it!

Good list--I'd like ta find Nadler (former The Waddler!--we was like 400lbs before they stapled his stomick--they should'a stapled his MOUTH instead!)--I'd like ta find 'im a special place in Hades--I used ta live in his district--turrble! (an' that was before he went BDS-nutzo)

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Laura's avatar

There are also Christian churches and organizations which help illegal aliens and support open borders including the Vatican. But the far-right blames Jews. It's just another justification for their pre-existing antisemitism.

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MR's avatar

I agree with you.

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Susan Sullivan's avatar

WTF??? Where are you coming from??????

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David Bross's avatar

While not mentioning the word, this fine essay alludes to one of the most pernicious, misused concepts which “Progressive” doctrine has forced upon us: “Equity.” (The “E” in “DEI.”) And Jews, along with other ethnic groups which are “over represented” in certain occupations, fields, businesses, etc., are among the most-victimized by this often-stealth attack on meritocracy. I’m gratified that there has finally been some effective backlash against this toxic, highly discriminatory practice.

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Richard Baker's avatar

Excellence and merit are anathema to lefties. Historically, as I understand it, Jews were kept out of many jobs over the centuries so they became physicians, lawyers, and financial/banker types to combat this discrimination and became vital parts of these fields. Due to the irrationality of anti-semitism Jews FOUND A WAY to defeat this prejudice and the world is better off for that despite the bigots, in my opinion.

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Bruce Halpern's avatar

Equal opportunity has sometimes been replaced by equal representation. A lack of opportunity may show up in representation, but representation doesn't always show a lack of equal opportunity. Jews thrive historically with equal opportunity, but are hated for their over representation of great achievements, but Jews don't need equal representation - just the opportunity. I hope this makes some sense. 😄

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Rick Miller's avatar

Wait, what?? Not equally represented? Isn’t that the entire basis of the Progressive DEI movement? It’s all about the strive for mediocrity to destroy our country.

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Bless America's avatar

Wonderful article and satire. One needs to question the reasons for such demand for “ equal representation”. Democracy is a form of government, the least worse of all, which may involve “ equal “ or “ proportionate representation”, but just about anywhere else, this “ proportional ” requirement seems to be a false category. How “ equally represented” is genius? How many Mozarts, Shakeapeares, Da Vincis, Newtons? You get my drift. It will always be a tiny group. The only thing you could do about the “equal representation” of genius is level the field by eliminating those qualified as geniuses. Or you can decide that a Gaussian curve is fraudulent, because at its “ fat tails” some extraordinary events occur that actually can make the most difference in the world, and that fact just doesn’t feel right. “The Black Swan” by Nassim Taleb was one of my favourite reads years ago. I often return to it. Its idea is “the extreme impact of rare and unpredictable outlier events—and the human tendency to find simplistic explanations for these events, retrospectively”. “ Fat tails”, “Gaussian curves” , geniuses and the excellent performance of any minority should be illegal, shouldn’t they, since they are “unfair”.

If the “ equal representation“

canard is tied to the unusualness or exceptional aspects of Jewish performance, it is because the only true reason for the gripe is an attempt to level the field so that merit, such as Jewish accomplishment, doesn’t get in the way. And at the end of the day, or at the bottom of the pit, perhaps Jew-hatred and envy precede the entire issue, to begin with. If the Jew-haters and enviers only knew that the more they mortify the Jews, the stronger the Jews become. It has to do with the “unequal” allocation of hardship on the peoples of the Earth. Pure anthropology.

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Peter R Kohli's avatar

At 22% of all Nobel Prizes won, I would have to say that Jews are over represented there!

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Carla Black's avatar

WELL represented.

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Peter R Kohli's avatar

Very true

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EFS's avatar

Christians and Muslims have tried to convert or eradicate Jews for centuries. Maybe that's why they think we want to "replace" them.

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Matthew Huggett's avatar

Note for many of those crowing about this: the vast majority of those Jews were atheist, agnostic or some kind of Spinoza deist. Just in case anyone wants to discount “ham and cheese bagel” Jews.

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Dana Ramos's avatar

but were raised with the get-educated-to-the-max ethic that is disappearing from diaspora Jews.

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MR's avatar

I’m not sure it’s disappearing. Unfortunately, Jews still want to go to the Ivy Leagues, which spews the toxic Jew hate.

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EFS's avatar

Non-Jews will just have to try harder.

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Puck's avatar

"Though it is still possible, even in big cities, to find people who have never met an actual Jew, so many people have been exposed to Judaism in some form."

Ask a non-Jew what he heard about Jews at his family dinner table when he was a child. What did his teachers say about Jews in grade school? What were his schoolyard friends? What did he learn about Jews in Sunday school? What did he see about them on TV? On the radio? In the Movies? What did he read about them in the newspapers?

Childhood biases are the hardest to eradicate because they are so deeply absorbed when, as children, we have defense against them.

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Steven Brizel's avatar

This hits the nail on the head as to how anti Semitism is a main component of the woke ideology

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