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Sir Frederic's avatar

“Personally, I have no objection to there being a secret Jewish cabal running the world. What bothers me is that I have not been included in it. Does anyone know how I can join? I am a self-starter and keen to learn.”

Well written as always. The above quote is quite humorous. Thanks!

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Terry Chodosh's avatar

What about the brain dead Jews (65%) that still voted for Harris after all the anti-Zionist rhetoric by the base of the Dem/marxists. Thankfully the clueless nominee chose an even stupider VP candidate rather than the little Jewish gov who might have won Pa. for them. The TDS of the American Jewish community defies comprehension. Thankfully most leftist secular Jews have few or no children. Orthodox Jews on the other hand ( 80% voted for DJT )have many children, so there is hope for our tribe.

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Elli's avatar

I totally disagree. A vote for DJT IS a vote for the 4th Reich. Hes a disgusting human being. Total trash. Trump is also a filthy rapist!

Someone will finish him off. I will celebtrate the whole year. DJT magnifies the rape culture. I call republicants out. As a rape victim of 30 times and im 40. All i see from the republicans is Make.America.Rape.Again. or MARA which kinda goes with Maralargo. How many women have been taken advantage of there I wonder!?

The country went down hill after JFKs death. The state of the economy is BOTH democrats AND republicans faults. I NEVER voted 2 party. The real idiots are the voters buying the 2 party system Idiocracy. If anyone should be complaining its people like me! I hate BOTH parties. Anyone that follows and believes to 2 party system should not be allowed to breed. Its CLEAR the republicans are stuck on stupid. Trump wants a christian america. I nor will anyone else let filthy christians infect their bs into our schools. This is WRONG. This country is full of idiots. This last election just proved that. I dont feel sorry for anyone. Except the people that actually understand democrats nor republicans will ever fix the country. And why should my family stay here? I will never show respect to people who vote full on retard, or a rapist for a president. This is THE BIGGEST MOCKERY of government the world has EVER seen.

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Terry's avatar

You need serious pyschiatric help, or institutionalization. DJT is not perfect, but look at the rapist Epstein pal Bill Clinton ( bet you voted for him) The brain dead criminal bribe taking degenerate Biden, ( bet you voted for him) The Hildabeast who hid & destroyed classified docs , sold 20% of our uranium to Russia, then got a 140 mil donation to the Clinton foundation money laundering scheme ( bet you voted for her) or Barry Soetoro who gave billions to the mullahs in Iran ( bet you voted for him) so stop with your phony virtue signaling & don’t let the door hit you in the ass when you leave. Shalom

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Kafr Dhimmi's avatar

Wished we had a ten likes or hundred likes button. Amen

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Elli's avatar

Na. I along with many others see right thru you and everyone elses bull shit. Never voted red or blue since i could vote. And im smarter by not buying into america first lunacy. Should prolly check yourself in for brain damage. Cuz your phony ass is stuck on stupid. Please tell me some poor woman fell in love with your dumbass? And also i hope to god you didnt breed stupid children? I got a hysterectomy so if i did get raped by a republican i couldnt have a retarded baby from an even more retarded child cuz it takes one to make one no what im sayin haha and one last thing! Go get raped in a car at gun point and see how your persepctive of the world is!

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Original woman's avatar

Probably is spelled probably, not prolly. Geez.

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Elli's avatar

Also you are such a pussy hiding your face.

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Sir Lawrence's avatar

I like Christians (or as we used to say in the old days, "the gentiles"). I think they're mostly good people. And the word "gentile" is almost the same as "gentle", which is a good thing. OTOH, a lot of people are turds. That's a fact. I don't believe your dire predictions for a Republican administration will come true; let's check back in a year or so and see where we stand as a country.

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Original woman's avatar

You are young. You have TDS. You need to capitalize your “I”…and you probaylive in LA or Brooklyn. 🥱 so transparent.

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Laura's avatar

This is insane.

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R. Hart's avatar

You're an idiot!

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Robert Lindsay's avatar

72%.

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Jeff's avatar

Calm down Terry. Trump will have the next four years to engage your so called brain dead Jews. Calling names is not what Trump would want.

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R. Hart's avatar

I'm so busy manipulating banks and markets and running the media and entertainment industries... not to speak of my shadow government responsibilities.... and the space lasers.....

I barely have time to keep up with all the new brands of antisemites!

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Sir Frederic's avatar

On a trip to London, I heard a zinger, “that Jews have mastered the art of interpreting the secret messages of the tides.” I thought to retort but was so gobsmacked by the absurdity of this statement that I just walked away.

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Daisy Moses Chief Crackpot's avatar

yes yes, ve haf MASTERED ze tides! zey schpeak ONLY to us!

Blame Barbra Streisand!!!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Prince_of_Tides

walked away? nay, waded away!....in the tides... the tides we OWN too! (perhaps makin' fish faces when we hear such things would clue 'em in to just how absurd this all is?)

Tides, hmmmm.... perhaps THIS is the problem--a secret weapon to git non-joos addicted to their laundry bein' "jooish clean?!"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tide_(brand)

(once, before discoverin' we were allergic, we too connoitered with these "Tides")

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Daisy Moses Chief Crackpot's avatar

lol space lasers! (...what ARE space lasers? did Mel Brooks have 'em in Spaceballs? that's hilarious... then I guess blame dentists too, every cavity, every time a kid needs braces--we DID IT! just so we could FIX Juniors TEETH! Gol' durnit' blame da joos!)

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R. Hart's avatar

Sorry Daisy.... can't tell you.... I'd have to genocide you! Loo

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Puck's avatar

"4) Self-Loathing Jews

This tiny minority of Jews are psychopaths who deserve no digital ink spent on them. They are profoundly uninteresting."

We must beg to differ.

Firstly they not are not as few as one might think.

Furthermore, many of them constantly post toxic videos inviting Jews to condemn Israel and their own Jewishness.

Perhaps worse are the woke, Jihadi, et. al. antisemites who can now say with a clear conscience, "See, Jews are so loathsome even Jews hate themselves."

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R. Hart's avatar

They really arent even Jews... a great number of them are so intermarried that they arent halachicly Jewish.... and most have absolutely no contact with Jewish culture other than a bagel!

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Daisy Moses Chief Crackpot's avatar

troo fer some but others were even bar mitzva'd... this is such a SHONDA they are not just sunday bagel joos... some are survivors even (oh my head)

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Robert Lindsay's avatar

21% of US Jews want to cut off Israel. That’s more than a few.

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Puck's avatar

"That’s more than a few."

That's 21% of US Jews who show an inclination to suicidal ideation, a bit of a repeat the assimilationist Jews of Germany in the 30s indulged in.

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Daisy Moses Chief Crackpot's avatar

omg JINX!!!!!!! (this is what girls say in middle skool if they have the same thought same time... or used to! ha ha)--

I just WROTE EGGZACTLY this!!!! an' listed some 'a the stinkers--yes yes, not FEW (just PeeEwww!)... AN' TOO DAMN MANY!!!!!!

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Miriamnae's avatar

Laughing…what a relief to know what Jew hater is hating me. I too want in on the group who controls the world and weather…perhaps cut a deal with whoever is dumping heavy metals on my fields and sheep.

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Omer Golan Joel's avatar

The irony about New "Left" ("Woke") Antisemites is that many of Israel's founders were *actual leftists* (MAPAI and MAPAM), who built a successful social-democratic state (with actual often-successful agricultural communes - the Kibbutzim) out of sands and swamps while being surrounded by billions of hostile Islamist reactionaries who often attacked Israel. Even after the right-wing turn in politics in 1977 and the liberalization of the economy in the 1980's, we Israelis still enjoy the fruits of many of the successes of our leftist founders, including a healthcare system which despite its many, many problems, would seem like utopia to Americans. And this enrages the New "Left" to no end as it flies in the face of their entire theoretical basis. It also enrages Tankies as Israel was on the "wrong" side of the Cold War... Yet succeeded doing what their beloved East Bloc countries failed to do.

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Daisy Moses Chief Crackpot's avatar

I always say my favorite commie Ben Hecht was the American that FOUGHT HARDEST to save da joos from the camps (an' worked WITH the Orthodox tryin' ta bend FDR's ear so he wouldn't turn away the boats, so he'd take the child orphans)... Hecht's group of lefties in the Ahrts (in spite of FDR not bein' helpful at all...) saved I think like 200K joos...not shabby!

Many of the great poets, artists, yadayadda of the 20th were on the farrrrr left. I too wuz a lefty... (duckin' 'taters here..throw away! I'll admit it fully!)

Sweden, like Israel, eventually dumped socialism but both nations seemed ta reap some good from it too--cannot be denied (however uncomfy). HOWEVER nobuddy wants their kids raised communally--that was just BAAAAD.

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Robert Lindsay's avatar

Israel is a very socialist country.

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Robert Lindsay's avatar

Sweden is as socialist as ever.

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R. Hart's avatar

The problem is that leftists of yesteryear were not the same creatures we are dealing with today... they had a different idea and vision of the future but by and large they were decent human beings. You could actually talk to them, reason with them and (at least for me) I could respect, if not agree with their idea.

What passes for a leftist today is an evil scourge, a cancer that needs to be destroyed before they are fatal!

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Omer Golan Joel's avatar

And thus I am politically homeless, deeply disgusted with the New "Left" on one hand but strongly disagreeing with Rightists on too many subjects.

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R. Hart's avatar

Come to the dark side Luke! 🤪😜😛

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Doug Israel's avatar

A lot of Jews continue to believe that Evangelical Christians are anti-semites. Nothing could be further from the truth. They are the most philo-semitic people in the world and the largest and most consistent supporters of Israel in the United States. I don't know anything about Marjorie Taylor Greene and her religious beliefs but her bizarre anti-semetism has nothing to do with Christianity. She is part of a dwindling minority of old style right wing Jew haters. She is particularly wacky.

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Daisy Moses Chief Crackpot's avatar

It's about half an' half--we know evangelicals that LOVE Israel--they have Israeli flags on their lawns! But some newfangled tide-has-turned / GodAbandonedDaJoos evangelicals (not-small-group either) have gone "def con 3" on Israel . They've been convinced it's in their scripture--nu? From this I don't git--but imho they are "mixed" on the toe-pick

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Ilana M.'s avatar

I am curious—why is the concept of self-hating Jews considered boring? I find it fascinating. There are obvious (though unacceptable) reasons for why antisemites hate Jews, but when Jews hate other Jews, the reasons—or even a single reason—are far less transparent. Of course, one could attribute it to psychological problems, but I see that as an oversimplification of a much more complex issue.

The idea of "self-hating Jews" taps into questions of identity, internalized prejudice, and the tensions within any community regarding conformity and dissent. The concept, however, is often criticized—or deemed "boring" by some—because of how it is frequently deployed. Frequent deployment does not necessarily equate to understanding. If we cannot respect one another, how can we expect others to respect us?

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Susan Hirshorn's avatar

Nachum, I have shared this widely to Jewish sites on social media, with the headline "Don't leave home without this!" I even shared it with a top executive at a Jewish organization after he mentioned that one of their projects is an attempt to "re-educate" anti-Semites. I sincerely wish him luck with this but feel much better knowing that the bulk of donations to his organization are going to provide physical security for Jews! Your "tongue-in-cheek taxonomy of the terrible" (how's THAT for an alliteration?) confirms what I've long suspected: that it would be a waste of energy trying to educate such people. Tantamount to teaching algebra to a Neanderthal. Let's just do what we're already doing: Be smarter, stronger and true to our faith. I don't mean the wokey Reform version. I mean the real Torah. It's very clear about how to deal with enemies.

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Kathy K.'s avatar

Thanks for the helpful breakdown. 🤣🤣🤣 I’m definitely gonna share.

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Nancy F's avatar

Wonderful breakdown of the opposition. You missed space lasers. My personal favorite.

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Lucy Tabrizi's avatar

This was hilariously accurate. Thank you.

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Sir Lawrence's avatar

There's a lot of off-hand thoughts in this essay. If you were to actually look at the AfD, they overwhelmingly support Israel (see link to Times of Israel poll), much more so that the German Greens and Merkel's Christian Democratic Union.

https://www.timesofisrael.com/loathed-by-jews-germanys-far-right-afd-loves-the-jewish-state/

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Frau Katze's avatar

Thanks for the link.

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Susan Sullivan's avatar

I agree! All equally guilty! Penetrated by hate! The social media zealots are the most ignorant morons on the face of the earth!

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Donna Weinstein's avatar

So much ignorance 😩. It’s hard to choose which category gets the award.

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Jewish Grandmother's avatar

Fun and enlightening. Thanks, Nachum.

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Ira Seidenstein, PhD (Edu)'s avatar

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A) "LOVED IT" [that's a direct quote from 1990's In Living Color (now on youtube) specifically the running gag called "Men On Film"] B) speaking of humor, and I'm dead serious about this genre that is my highest compliment on my fb group - genre is "Non-Clown Clown". NOTE: Clown to me is a great and timeless artform and not an insult but a compliment. Non-Clown Clown is one step beyond. C) I can't wait to read the other Comments which are now up to 26 plus mine D) Beautiful succinct writing style ( I should be so lucky) E) "If only". If only the abundant varieties of Jewish persons and I actually agreed a most issues the world would be a better place F) this 'year' and its readings and videos that I've viewed daily have shown me that I expect way too much of Jewish contributors to the cause of all causes i.e. Am Yisrael (dare one say that here); etc. Thank you Nachum!!!

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