Lol you forgot the one from the crazy German New Medicine guy ... Jews have the cure for cancer but aren't sharing it with the goys because you want us all to die.
I knew after reading the title, this would be a gem. This list is priceless. The one I hear when reading comments against Jews is that Jews run the world. Well, if we did, it sure wouldn't look like it does. Thanks for a bit of levity to start my day!
Israelis" stole hummus and felafel to erase Palestinian culture since these are uniquely Palestinian contributions to world cuisine. On a par with French and Italian cuisine.
Gefilte fish...can we Jews at least stop ridiculing gefilte fish....check out the Gefilteria. Young Jews with new approaches to traditional Jewish dishes. And my mother made it from scratch...not a jar.
Jews invented Christmas in order to eat mu shu pork at Chinese restaurants. By ourselves.
At least I'm told Jews eat at Chinese restaurants on Christmas? Christmas growing up was what was going on next door.
I don't eat bacon. I'm still having fun. I have eaten lobster. so I'm not fanatic.
Lots I can say about the items on this list.
Jews invented Tel Aviv to have Florida on the Med not Australia.
I know it upsets woke Jews to go to TA and not see minarets and mosques since this is the Mid East....Just a big shopping mall. How imperialistic. Where's Bloomingdale's TA? At least Bloomingdale's NYC always ALWAYS flies the Israeli flag among its foreign flags. So far the PLO banner has not be so awarded at Bloomies. Showing their Zionism. So remember to boycott Bloomies to show solidarity with Palestine.
Challah is a divine bread that’s covertly engineered to hold more butter than any other food on the planet. This is clearly false, as Challah is a divine bread covertly engineered to hold more cholent than anything else on earth, including forks.
Lol you forgot the one from the crazy German New Medicine guy ... Jews have the cure for cancer but aren't sharing it with the goys because you want us all to die.
I knew after reading the title, this would be a gem. This list is priceless. The one I hear when reading comments against Jews is that Jews run the world. Well, if we did, it sure wouldn't look like it does. Thanks for a bit of levity to start my day!
Israelis" stole hummus and felafel to erase Palestinian culture since these are uniquely Palestinian contributions to world cuisine. On a par with French and Italian cuisine.
Gefilte fish...can we Jews at least stop ridiculing gefilte fish....check out the Gefilteria. Young Jews with new approaches to traditional Jewish dishes. And my mother made it from scratch...not a jar.
Jews invented Christmas in order to eat mu shu pork at Chinese restaurants. By ourselves.
At least I'm told Jews eat at Chinese restaurants on Christmas? Christmas growing up was what was going on next door.
I don't eat bacon. I'm still having fun. I have eaten lobster. so I'm not fanatic.
Lots I can say about the items on this list.
Jews invented Tel Aviv to have Florida on the Med not Australia.
I know it upsets woke Jews to go to TA and not see minarets and mosques since this is the Mid East....Just a big shopping mall. How imperialistic. Where's Bloomingdale's TA? At least Bloomingdale's NYC always ALWAYS flies the Israeli flag among its foreign flags. So far the PLO banner has not be so awarded at Bloomies. Showing their Zionism. So remember to boycott Bloomies to show solidarity with Palestine.
And so on.
Joshua, I'd need the rest of my life to get through that list so I'll take your word for it! Here are a few you might have omitted:
If there's a stone in your shoe, blame the Jews.
When you run out of booze, blame the Jews.
If you miss your afternoon snooze, blame the Jews.
When your favourite teams lose, blame the Jews.
When it's all bad news, blame the Jews...
You might guess where I'm coming from here.
Me too. Thanks for the laughs…much needed in our crazy world! ❤️
I just love you. Is there a not Jewish fan girl status ?
Challah is a divine bread that’s covertly engineered to hold more butter than any other food on the planet. This is clearly false, as Challah is a divine bread covertly engineered to hold more cholent than anything else on earth, including forks.