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Gilda Joffe's avatar

BRILLIANT! I would like to see this running on a video billboard in Times Square NY- splashed across Big Ben- on the Eiffel Tower and any other place where people have their brains glued to crap. Well I can dream can’t I?

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Diane Steiner's avatar

I totally agree. Have this plastered wherever they go.

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Jennifer Barber's avatar

This is brilliant!

The link to this piece needs to be copied and pasted into comment sections everywhere where BDS is discussed. I just did this: I posted it into an LA Times article about Occidental students’ hunger strike to condemn Israel. Fools need their echo chamber pierced. To those reading this: let’s do this. Copy the link and paste it into the comment sections.

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TaxanFirst's avatar

Proud to support Israel. They deserve to live in peace. Not next to a suicidal people

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Mark Akst's avatar

Sarcasm makes the point!

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Diane Steiner's avatar

This article showed one of your many writing strengths, but this is at the top. If only the ignorant anti-Israel supporters could get this in their faces 24/7. Everyone a truth and that would be the best form of torture for them. They could have their moral superiority thrown back in their faces to make them cringe. If only to wake up a few, that would be monumental.

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MICHAEL BELL's avatar

The boycotters must understand their reasoning is as illogical as their Jew hatred. But reason and logic to justify hatred of Jews is not an option for the antisemites. It is so well stated in this essay.

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Suzy's avatar

Just as a 100% not Jewish (hip hop) band sang in the 90’s: “Hypocrisy is the greatest luxury.” You’ve summed it up perfectly all in one handy place!

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Wahl's avatar

Great piece of black humor !!! Very well said !

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Chaim Friedman's avatar

Brilliant as usual. I think you have channeled the frustration we all might feel with the dangerous idiots out there. Hasbarah: Yes a running ad in Times Suare across from the New York Times with Bibi reading one of your points each day.

Thank you.

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Lucy Tabrizi's avatar

This is hilarious.

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Shulamis's avatar

They’re already tossing around a conspiracy theory that they all need to remove WhatsApp from their phones immediately bc the Trump government could find out whether they’ve been involved in any anti Israel activity, and they should all use Signal instead. And they are very seriously paranoid about it! 😂

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Suzy's avatar

PS: could you please correct one spelling error before I share this? Torture, not “torcher”. Unless Hamas has developed a fiery new way to kill LGBTQ Gazans that I’m unaware of. 😉 Thanks.

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Usually Wash's avatar

No mention of Nvidia. You cannot use OpenAI.

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Douglas's avatar

I think highlighting the absurdity of it all is the most effective way to create a lightbulb moment for well meaning but misinformed people. Arguing with them is futile. Also, my last name is Hoffman so can I take a little credit for writing this bit of brilliance haha

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Gina's Journal's avatar

You captured it perfectly. Must read for all "Pro-Pal" "Anti Israel and Jews"..

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Richard Redstone's avatar

100% on the money😢

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