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Susan Sullivan's avatar

Thank you for this complete masterpiece! Maybe ironic but so true!!!

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Daniel Clarke-Serret's avatar

Thanks Susan.

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Diane Steiner's avatar

Absolutely brilliant piece and exquisite definitions of the bizarro world we now live in. Thank you again. I am keeping this essay as a sobering reminder of the lunatics running the world.

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Daniel Clarke-Serret's avatar

Absolute pleasure Diane. Now is the time for action. #defundtheUN

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Diane Steiner's avatar

Agreed. The UN personnel should be told to ask their friends in Qatar to build them a UN there, and the building in New York razed, perhaps some affordable housing put up.

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Robin Alexander's avatar

Omg I always say this. That’s prime Manhattan real estate that could be put to far better use!!

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Diane Steiner's avatar

Agreed. It's a useless piece of real estate right now. I wouldn't even convert the building to apartments, too much evil has been a part of it. That building would need an exorcism.

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rosalie donadio's avatar

And what better use (after exorcism) could be found than to put it to American use ("they" will certainly gnash their teeth)

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Diane Steiner's avatar

Yes, if only that could be.

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rosalie donadio's avatar

And take that very expensive real estate and put it to good use: housing for U.S. veterans !

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jerry kleiner's avatar

Just want to add to the dictionary

Suckers - Those Democracies that keep supporting that abomination called the UN

The United States - Largest member in the group of Suckers

Thanks Daniel my boy, and have a wonderful Shabbos

papa j

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Daniel Clarke-Serret's avatar

The United States - The Suckers' Treasury

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Robin Alexander's avatar

So great!! I love this!!!

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Judith Ross's avatar

So good to finally read the truths about the UN, and you add to that the International Red Cross, Amnisty Internation, Oxfam, and on and on and on, and don't forget UNICEF and all UN so-called humanitarian organizations that that Chairs who make 6 figures annually in US$$. Implode the building or use to to house homeless New Yorkers!

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Frau Katze's avatar

So many such organizations!

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Frau Katze's avatar

Hilarious !

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Louis Wellington Jr 🎗️'s avatar

Are you sure your UN dictionary is even satire?! 🤔 Recently, a major news outlet article reported that a “pious man” in Gaza just happened to be holding Israeli hostages captive in his basement.

That journalism is so yellow that it is piss.

Then, it goes on to discuss how the kind doctor had “links to Hamas”. I guess that by their reasoning, Jason Voorhees is a “pious man” that happens to have “links to life nullification”.

The United Nations is the United Caliphate. The media that carries water for them are propaganda ministers. Time for the truth to come out.

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2024/07/19/middleeast/gaza-neighborhood-israeli-hostages-intl-cmd

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Puck's avatar

"Occupation: conveniently blaming Israel for problems in the Palestinian Territories that, in reality, have nothing to do with Israel"

What, precisely, constitutes "Palestinian Territory"? Where is it located? What are its boundaries? Under what laws does it achieve legitimate status?

Inquiring minds want to know.

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Iuval Clejan's avatar

I would love to know the history of how this noble idea of the UN (whose mother organization, the league of Nations, was championed by Einstein) deteriorated so badly.

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rosalie donadio's avatar

Incidious deceit -- commonly found in the Islamic Middle East.

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Steve Boronski's avatar

It deteriorated because they decided that they were going to be the world government and all governments deteriorate as they get bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger.

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Iuval Clejan's avatar

Not necessarily! In a nested hierarchy, it is possible to get bigger, and yet have only a finite number of parts. Our bodies have millions of organelles, and they do pretty well, because the organelles are nested in cells, which are nested in organs. People are nested in families, which are nested in states, which are sometimes nested in federations of states, which are then nested in the UN. So size by itself is not a problem if nesting of levels is done right.

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Alison's avatar

They forgot this basic truth: "The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom." (Proverbs 9:10) Also this one: "There is no peace, saith the LORD, for the wicked." (Isaiah 48:22) And this is one they would do well to remember: "There is no wisdom nor understanding nor counsel against the LORD." (Proverbs 21:30) They are doomed! As my mother used to say, "The mills of God grind slowly, but they grind exceeding small."

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Iuval Clejan's avatar

At least the Islamist states in the UN are God fearing. But I bet the problems with the UN would persist even if the Islamist states left the UN

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Alison's avatar

They do not fear the Living God, the God of the Bible. Allah is a false god. There is only one God, to Whom every human being is accountable, and one Mediator between God and men, the Man Christ Jesus, Who gave Himself a ransom for all. Without Him, there can be no peace, no matter what they decide at the United Nations.

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Iuval Clejan's avatar

Maybe you can impose that on other nations somehow, peacefully and then everything will be paradise. We already know how the inquisition and the crusades went. You think Israel will just submit to a Christian theocracy? And that if it and all the muslims did, then the UN would be just fine?

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ryan's avatar

White people: Jews.

Columbus: A Jewish genocidal maniac.

Spanish, Greek, Italian, Armenian: people of color.

Danny Thomas: famous American person of color entertainer...father of poc Marlo Thomas. Second biracial marriage on TV after Lucy/Desi

Tony Shalhoub: P O C actor routinely hired to play WHITE Jews.

Francesca Albanese: Righteous upholder of the world's most oppressed people by the world's most violent oppressive nation, Israel.

Non white people: the Irish of Ireland. possibly the Slovenians excluding Melania, race traitor

Keffiyah: The symbol of freedom made by slave labor Muslim Uighurs in Free People's republic of China

Khameini: a nice older statesman.

Biden: a nicer older statesman and lover of children.

Most of your list I agree with.

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Alfred Harder's avatar

Antonio Guterres = a "loco Gitarra"!

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Alfred Harder's avatar

Exactly! United Nations = Despised Nations!

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Zevik's avatar

You missed one: under “Civilian Deaths” you missed “all deaths by natural causes”.

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