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KafKerrsatz's avatar

Where's the Hebrew Hammer when you need him?

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Joshua Hoffman's avatar

Hahaha!

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Zeev's avatar

Where are they? Have you seen the dudes in the IDF?

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Jonathan J. Paull's avatar

Agreed

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John's avatar

The obvious problem is criminalized " White Supremacy", which would surely be charged with the full weight of the FBI/CIA/NSA Storm Troopers who would use high tech surveillance to surveil, infiltrate and frame anyone trying to defend against their BLM/Antifa/ProPal proxies.

My long standing suggestion is mandatory Krav Magda instruction in every Synagogue every Sunday BEFORE Hebrew class.

Children are much more able and receptive to learning after their youthful energy is dissipated, and Physical Education is, as noted in the essay, essential to a balanced education.

As to where all the Jewish Gangsters have gone, I am rather certain The Purple Gang is long since defunct, and it seems modern Jewish Gangsters have gone to work for the Deep State, Soros, Blinken, Bennett Et Al, and as Satanists have no loyalty to Israel or Jews.

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Susan Sullivan's avatar

Fantastic! Get ready guys!

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Robin Alexander's avatar

I love it!!!! As far as the staple gun discussed below, don't forget that Perlman's boys were successful because they did their work late at night while people were leaving meetings, and after some good inside intel. You can't brandish anything that could be used as a weapon and expect not to be arrested. And yes, sometimes the people within the law are NOT just, while those not within the law ARE just. It happens.

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Joanne's avatar

I have been saying this for months! Every Jew must be taught Krav Maga and fight back. My best friend and I disagree on this. In Toronto last week after months of violence and intimidation by pro Palestinian protesters, the police arrested a Jew for brandishing a staple gun and no one else. She feels this gives us a bad look. My response is who really cares now, we must show strength and courage . We have crossed over the threshold of “what it looks like “, we need to show strength, courage and determination to protect ourselves, there is no other option now.

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Keren's avatar

I totally agree that physical prowess is what's needed with crowds of bullies. We are smart, spiritual and can also kick a bullies ass when necessary. Put all three together and we're fearless. So I would say amen to that, but in this case I'll go with fuckya! 💪

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Christopher Messina's avatar

We subsidize security at local Hillels and Chabads. Happy to speak offline with anyone interested in making Jews more secure. As Perlman said, often these scumbags are on the right side of the law while the people in the right are not always....

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Geoff Seaman's avatar

Don't forget that recently we saw the JDL which was led by Irv Rubin (who in 2002 was "suicided" while in prison. ... Rubin allegedly cut his own throat and then jumped off an 18–20-foot (5.5–6-meter) balcony.)

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Arrr Bee's avatar

No joke, but instead of subsidizing pro Hamas academics with no-strings university donations, Jewish philanthropy should be going to security for Hillel and free Krav Maga training for Jewish students. Pro Hamas leftists only get more vicious when they get away with physical threats and assaults on Jewish students. They need to be confronted directly and physically. The main reason diaspora Jews are targets is because they fold in the face of bullying. The majority reason Israeli Jews stomp on Palestinian terrorists is because they choose not to accept physical threats.

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Robin Alexander's avatar

Brilliant. I love this.

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Keren's avatar

Martial arts are quite popular in my small Italian town, Krav Maga included. I've been wanting to sign up for a while and finally did yesterday. 💪

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Christopher Messina's avatar

In Florida, we don't fold. And everyone is armed. Screw these scumbag Hamas lovers.

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Arrr Bee's avatar

That’s awesome. When I came to the US for my bachelors degree after my army service I would get together with other IDF vets and visit ‘pro peace’ (read: anti Israel leftist propaganda) events on campus. Nobody wanted to mess with us, and we had a fine open debate where we pointed out just how many lies the pro Palestinian Muslims, leftists Jews and leftist ‘neutrals’ were spreading. Hilariously this was in 1996-1997 and they were sure the Oslo peace process was an attempt to steal ‘Palestine from the river to the sea’. Pro Palestinians were never interested in peace, just the destruction of Israel, even at the height of optimism for peace.

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Christopher Messina's avatar

Thank you for sharing that. Rational people need to continue to speak up to fight this tidal wave of lies.

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Kafr Dhimmi's avatar

Kahane chai

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Jonathan J. Paull's avatar

I’m here in Houston ! If anyone wants to organize I’m ready . jjpaull@aol.com

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John's avatar

Do it through a local Synagogue and don't publicize it beyond other Jewish congregations, just my advice, but your post seems to all but beg for Deep State Surveillance.

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