When We Israelis Have Crazy Thoughts
These thoughts make you barricade your sliding doors, turn driving through a tunnel into fear for the hostages, and dare you to make summer plans.
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This is a guest essay written by Shayna Goldberg.
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Since October 7th, every Israeli I know has had some crazy thoughts.
Last night, my husband asked me if he should send a book manuscript he is working on to his brother in America, just in case something happens to us.
I had been getting ready for bed, thinking if we need to have a family plan about where to go if rockets start flying when we are all not at home.
Welcome to crazy thoughts. Add them to the growing list.
And they come at random times.
Like in your bed, in the middle of the night, when you wake up and decide to further fortify your glass sliding doors with wood blocks.
Or at 11 p.m., when you need to — right now, this second — put your personal documents and some cash in the safe room.
Or when you drive through a tunnel and suddenly cannot breathe, because your mind goes to the hostages.
Or when you see a flyer for an event in May and catch yourself wondering if we will be around to enjoy it.
Craziness.
At first, I thought it was me. I tend to worry.
But then I heard Israeli journalist and news anchor Lucy Aharish say she contemplates hiding her child in the washing machine if a terrorist was to infiltrate her Tel Aviv apartment. Meanwhile, a neighbor detailed what household items could make for good weapons (e.g. a hot iron).
Several children of mine described their vivid dreams of warding off terrorists in our home. An easy-going relative applied for a gun license. Young women expressed their sense of urgency to conceive. People wondered if, perhaps, we should not get rid of chametz (foods with leavening agents) this Passover in case food shipments to Israel become disrupted.
The top headline on the news announced that government officials declared there is no need at this point to buy generators. Another cautions that Waze in many parts of the country is showing people in Beirut (the capital of Lebanon) as the army deliberately plays with the GPS system.
And I have discovered that I am not the only one struggling to think ahead and make summer plans.
Crazy thoughts. They are everywhere these days.
In the weeks and months since that awful October 7th day, there have been no boundaries to awful ruminations. Stable, grounded people have imagined unfathomable scenarios unfolding on the ground. And these new normal thoughts do not feel very normal at all.
But then I have another crazy thought.
There is a long line of Jews who must have had crazy thoughts:
Abraham in the burning furnace
Isaac lying on the altar
Dina in Shechem’s palace
The slaves on their worst days in Egypt
Moses looking down upon the Jews battling Amalek
Joshua facing the walls of Jericho
David staring at Goliath
Esther entering the king’s chambers
The Maccabees fighting the mighty Greek
Rabbi Akiva’s students watching his skin be combed with hot iron
The Conversos hiding their Shabbat candles in Spain
The Jews expelled from one Muslim country after another
Jews in the ghettos and concentration camps of Europe
What crazy thoughts went through their heads? What were they contemplating? What did they prepare for? What did they envision? What realities did they imagine?
It is the darkest part of night before the new day begins.
It is pretty crazy that the sun keeps rising. That we live in the modern State of Israel. That we have an army to protect us and fight our wars.
David Ben-Gurion, Israel’s first prime minister, once said: “In Israel, in order to be a realist, you must believe in miracles.”
What a crazy thought.
We have a long history of crazy, unpredictable miracles. And even when they are not overt, somehow the Jewish nation pulls through.
We are still here. Our history reminds us that we do not understand. That there is a long-term plan. That God made us a promise. And that His salvation often comes in the blink of an eye. Quicker than you can pack your bags. Faster than the dough can rise.
Pretty crazy.
A version of this essay also appeared in The Times of Israel.
Prior to October 7th, when rockets were continuously being launched into Israel on a daily basis, I used to wonder how did Israelis sleep at night. Then came October 7th and that question never left thinking about the people and the hostages. Your thoughts and emotions are so human after that horrific experience, and all the people and events you have mentioned in Jewish history is the miracle that is Jewish. Survival, perseverance, strength, and courage have created the country of Israel. You and the Israeli people will prevail, and know that many people around the world are praying for Israel and its citizens. Thank you for sharing your honest thoughts and emotions about the unthinkable.
I have profound and deep respect for the Jewish people. While I am a Gentile Christian, I have no doubt of the love of God for His chosen people. Their history is phenomenal and I find great inspiration in all of them. I continue to pray for Israel, the IDF, the hostages. Only God can heal this wound.